For the first time ever, you can change your astrological sign! Perhaps you were born a Sagittarius, but feel you should have been born a Pisces. You feel that your entire life has been off kilter. Until now there has been nothing you could do about this. But with the AstroChangeNewSign, you can, for the first time ever, effectively change your zodiac sign!
How does this work? As we stated above, we each exist in a web of quantum fields that tie us to the planets. There is the field around you established at the time of your birth and the fields of the planets at the time of your birth. All of these together are you Astro-Quantum Field, and this determines the circumstances of your life today.
Most of us are satisfied with our astrological signs. And those who would like to improve their astrological situations within their existing signs can order the AstroChangeLife-Improvement described above. However, some of us are dissatisfied with our astrological sign. You have always felt that you should have been a different sign. Your sign has brought you unfortunate outcomes. Or it just does not feel right.
How can change your zodiac sign?
Until recently it couldn’t be changed. Now, due to the convergences of astrology and quantum science described above, it can. How is this done?
Let’s make an analogy. Suppose you look across the room from where you are sitting now. The position of your chair establishes your relationship to the objects in the room. You could change this relationship by sitting in a different place, but imagine your chair represents the time you were born. It is fixed. Then suppose you place a fish bowl full of water in front of you. The water is clear, and you can see through it, but it bends the light and seems to shift everything. It is now as though you are sitting in a different place relative to the objects in the room. You effectively have a different relationship to the things in the room.
In a similar way, when you are wearing an AstroChangeNewSign, the Astro-Quantum Field linking you to the planets that was established at the time of your birth is altered, and it is as though you were born at a different time. You have effectively changed your astrological sign! You have a new life!
When you submit your order, you give us your current birth sign and the sign you would like. Or, for a more precise effect, you give us your actual birth date, including time of birth for maximum precision, and the birth date you would like. In that case you can even change the inflection of your sign. You can still be a Scorpio, for example, but on born earlier of later in the sign, or in the center.
Your AstroChangeNewSign contains a next generation high-power virtual quantum computer on a chip. We custom program this chip according to the your current sign and the one you want, or you current and date of birth and the one you want, to alter you Astro-Quantum Field. You effectively have a new sign or date of birth.
Your AstroChangeNewSign works only while you have it in your vicinity (within ten feet). If you remove it from your vicinity, you revert to your original astrological sign. Thus, should you ever wish to change back to your original sign, either temporarily or permanently, simply place your AstroChangeNewSign more than ten feet from your vicinity. Or, if you want to keep it with you but temporarily turn off its effect, wrap it in two layers of aluminum foil. Its effect will stop, and will resume when you remove the aluminum foil.